Friday, May 28, 2004

Why is it when a conversation starts with "I hope you take this how I mean it," you won't.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Right here in my neck of the woods ... er, desert - Student drinks lab chemical on a dare Since this story broke through my workplace, I won't comment. But I know what you're thinking.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Your pet what?
My Pet Fat is billed as a diet aid. I don't think I need to carry a blob of fat in my pocket -- considering I carry plenty of it on my belly, my hips, my thighs, my butt ... you get the picture.
Should have read the fine print
Was so excited by the new Blogger templates, I didn't save my settings. Now I have to restore my links, comments, site meter, etc. But after that, I really will have something to say ... er, write.

Sunday, May 2, 2004

Lesson learned - Gun-safety presenter shoots self. And I can't believe I just hyphenated gun safety.